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Thursday, November 20, 2008

THE 7: BABY MAKING SONGS



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That's right. I made a list of songs that I would have a Lil Angel to. I mean, who's still having sex? Now, it's about making love and occasional fucking. So when the blood's flowing to the right spots, sweat pours from you like rain, candles lit and doors locked, you in your boxers and Cologne and she's in her lace teddy with the crock cut out...

1) Aaliyah: "Never Giving Up"
"The late Miss Haughton captured raw sensuality with this duet song. The synths were very Isley Brother-ish while the lyrics ("feels so strange/when I was on the train/I cracked a smile when I thought of you") were gritty and realistic." - Fave

"I agree. Aaliyah has a raw sexy in her voice that bares "FUCK ME". Shit, it sounds like she wants it ON the train. Her best vocal and my favorite song from our fallen angel. This is when my boxers drop with the quickness, no questions ask" - Angel

2) Beyoncé: "Speechless"
"By far my favorite track from Dangerously in Love. The instrumentation vaguely reminds me of something the Isleys would've used and she employs these kind of restrained, deliberate vocals until the climax. Beyoncé at her best." - nOva

"Her best vocal performance. Peroid. She sounds like she was making love with Jay Z in the studio WHILE recording this. And the sex the drips from her words is unbearable. She gives a "plead" vibe of wanting to be used over and over. This is a sex-me-now track from a sexy diva" - Angel

3)Faith Evans: "Come Over"
"A very direct and powerful ballad by my #1 90s R&B crush. "Won't you come over and make love to me?" Nuff said." - Fave

"Faith ALWAYS brings the heat. ALWAYS! She has given nothing but a direct swag from a dope woman. She is direct with what she wants and I don't blame her. Don't just come over and have sex...come over and make love. There is a difference." - Angel

4) Jill Scott: "Imagination (Crown Royale Suite)"
"'I feel like the moon is under the sheets with us now...' A new recruit from the bonus version of The Real Thing. Makes lovemaking sound like the discovery of a rare jewel. And Jill Scott is probably one of the sexiest sistas alive." - nOva

"When I first heard this, I swear I had to handle some alone time. If I was a woman, I'd be wetter than Aquafina! Jill gives a sexy to "hands on my hips" and "your so thick" that only a man can be hypnotized by. Stays on repeat." - Angel

5) Maxwell: "'Til The Cops Come Knockin'"
"Exactly, Maxwell. The message is the key." - Ro

"And if they don't come, in the hood, we NEVER answer the door for the po-po!" - Angel

6) Prince: "Scandalous"
"Tonight why don't we skip all the foreplay Mama. And just get down here on the floor" *fans self* - Vivrant Thang
"Just 'cause the thought of him in that red suit and red heels does something to my underwear.." - DJ Diva

"The only man that can wear high heels and be cool. I perfer Timbs and a wifebeater. Yeah...while getting it on... As scandalous as a man could be." - Angel

7)Janet Jackson: "Anytime, Anyplace"
"...cause when this came out it aptly described what kinda ho I was." - Cornfed

"Nice. Inviting. Janet Jackson. What else do you know, a clue??? She is singing "Come inside and DO ME!" Here, there, ANYPLACE! ANYTIME! That's enough of a invite for me" - Angel

7 COMMENTS:

malika in atlanta said...

i would have put "reasons" by faith also.

Angel said...

I love that damn song...

Excuse My Woman Powers said...

Damn nah Janet Jackson is my top vote..haha thats a bbaby making song!

Angel said...

Yeah...you'll be going at it in the hotel lobby and next thing you'll be needing diapers ang baby bottles.

Rebel Mel said...

Thanks for the comment! why do you like my blog!? where did you find it?

Angel said...

I'm a rebel myself...Oh, I have a few blog friends...

ill;kinda said...

MAXWELL!!!!!! the mellosmoothe version of till the cops come knockin'.

you just don't know ! lol... or maybe you do, but after that... he has me in theee zone . :)
I love your posts